Baptized in Grit. Forged in Cotton.

Meet the tee that answers the eternal question: What Would Jarhead Jesus Do? Whether you’re storming spiritual beaches or grilling righteousness over an open flame, this shirt’s got your six. Featuring “Jarhead Jesus being baptized by John the Baptist” in a battlefield of fire, faith, and freedom, it’s bold enough for your mission and soft enough for Sunday reflection.

Crafted from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this classic-fit tee doesn’t just preach sustainability — it lives it. Lightweight but combat-tough, it’s ready to roll whether you’re hitting the range, the pew, or the pub.

Specs for salvation:
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton (eco-tactical softness)
• Fabric weight: 4.6 oz./yd² (155 g/m²) — light enough to move, heavy enough to last
• Regular fit, no nonsense
• Set-in sleeves & ribbed collar for a squared-away look
• Double-needle topstitch on sleeves & bottom hem for durability under fire
• Self-fabric neck tape — because chafing is unholy
• Certified righteous: GOTS, GRS, and OCS approved
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh — printed by the faithful, worn by warriors

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a creed in cotton.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!